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Author’s Note: During the making of this glorious poem, I was without my books and I couldn’t remember anything that began with K, Q, or X, so I left them empty for the time, obviously ruining the continuity later. However, these three terrific letters are put in at the end of the poem simply because I couldn’t stand to see them left out in the cold. I even had them rhyme! Yay!
May you please enjoy very well!
A is for Aragorn, so soon to be king.
B is for Bilbo, who found the One Ring.
C is for Caradhras, a snowy mountainous wall.
D is for Dunedain, Aragorn’s kin, proud and tall.
E is for Eowyn, beautiful maiden with blade.
F is for Frodo, a perilous journey he made.
G is for Gandalf, a wizard wise and brave.
H is for Haldir: in the movie, meets his grave. *sob*
I is for Isengard, Saruman’s tower so cruel.
J is for J.R.R. Tolkien, whose second middle name is Reul.
L is for Legolas, an elven prince with a bow.
M is for Meridoc, the pleasantest hobbit you’ll know.
N is for Numenor, one of the great three rings,
O is for Old Toby, Southfarthing’s finest weed. (that’s a stretch there)
P is for Pippin, a prankster to the end.
R is for Rohan, the land of horses and men.
S is for Sam, Frodo’s companion so dear.
T is for Tom Bombadil, clothes and songs oh so queer.
U is for Uruk Hai, fighting hard, day and night.
V is for Vilya, the Elven ring with great might.
W is for Wormtongue, by his hand Sharky fell.
Y is for Younger Days, new stories to tell.
Z is for Zirak-zigil, Gandalf’s fall of great change,
And here are the rest, which I could not arrange:
K is for Kripes! I need a new rhyme!
Q is for queer, a word used all the time.
X is for Xylophone, not heard in this book,
End is for end this thing, you fool of a Took!
Q is for Quenya, an old Elvish language
X is for Xbox that makes LOTR games
Æ is for Ælfwine, "Elf Friend" in a name
Ó is for Óin, who died at Moria's door
Î is for Îbal, an obscure guy in Númenor
If you want ABCs for the Lord of the Rings set,
Make sure you're using the right alphabet!